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by Fast as we go far

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1.
Well it's basically a song about a dude giving his ex girlfriend exactly what she deserves, a good ol' herpes package, wrapped up like a Christmas present with a bow on top all sprinkled up and shit ... Fuck you for the lies, that you said Fuck you for the times, i was crying alone in my bed Fuck you for destroying, everything that we had (WHAT DID WE HAVE) Do the world a favor and drop dead Fuck you for the mean things, that you did to me Fuck you ‘cause i always felt, like talking to a tree Fuck you for not seeing, how happy we could be And now you have something you didn’t have before It was something i gave you feel free to pass it along ‘Cause soon you will see the joke was on you because I recently found out that i have herpes and now you have it to ... slut Say what fuck you, i have herpes and now you have it too say what FUCK YOU Say what fuck you, i have herpes and now you have it too say what FUCK YOU
2.
A romantic love song ... if by "a romantic love song" you mean twisted pervert stalking a girl of his dreams, yup, it's a very romantic song ... Everybody's got a smile on their face in the distance well known silhouette The guys are drooling all over the place even the girls are soaking wet She's the reason why I get up in the morning she's the reason why I thank the heavens I'm alive She's the reason why every guy begins to tremble when she's passing by She's the prettiest thing I've seen the only one I want to kiss and hold without her everything's so cold, she's the ... the only one who can take the pain away don't ever leave, please, please stay ’cause your my angel made of gold you're my (your my) queen of the world She never misses her ballet practice and I know she always knows I'm there 'Cause when i'm screaming and waving I can see her "get the fuck away from me" stare And later on, when she gets home falls asleep and thinks she's all alone Guess who'll be right outside her window (go, go, go, go) On a tree in the dark, with his pants down molesting himself while she's sleeping safe and sound She's the prettiest thing I've seen the only one I want to kiss and hold without her everything's so cold,she's the ... the only one who can take the pain away don't ever leave, please, please stay ’cause your my angel made of gold YOU’RE MY (your my) queen of the world ... QUEEN OF THE WORLD
3.
A song about a dude finding out his ex girlfriend sucked so many dongs, that every time they kissed he got a little bit of that dick flavored lipstick on his lips ... You were my girl, and now we're just friends But can we stay that way, I guess it depends On how many times, you went down on guys Sucking their dicks off, and tossing the salad, while ... Saying that the only one that you love is me Oh gee, here we go with the lies again I tripped, I fell on a dick, oh swell Fucking nympho, that's all you live for You don't think it is wrong, to just blow strangers all day long Normal retarded, thumb-less, regardless You could never say no Well i guess that's because your mouth was always full ... OF CUM, DICK FLAVORED LIPSTICK, DICK FLAVORED LIPSTICK And now that we are through, I finally know it's true All the guys you have ever pleased, I went down on them too And now i know, why your every kiss Always tasted like, DICK FLAVORED LIPSTICK
4.
Feet song 02:21
This guy likes feet, that's his thing ... not any feet, he likes her feet ... You look like Angelina Jolie but you are stupid as fuck Your boy looks like my ex-girl you suck his kindergarten cock His father looks like Ami James he owns a restaurant Two Angels But when i get hungry I would never settle for that pricey shit I’d like to eat your feet, please let me suck your feet play the pinky game, i know it’s lame But i cannot resist ... rubbing my penis against your ankle Is this the way it goes why can’t you feel the way i feel Why won’t you let me lick your toes peal the dead skin of your heel Why are you being so uptight It’s a little bit weird i suppose Just trust me and stop to fight and put your pinkie up my nose You said it’s bizarre this time you went to far Girl you got some tasty feet I see them walking down the street Enough with your whining be quiet now take your socks off let’s go It is so nice, to see you lay there covered all up No nonessential parts of your body to make distractions finally And now i can beat my meat against your cold, dead feet Play the pinkie game it’s no longer lame Stick them somewhere really deep Forever and always, me and you feet
5.
Yep, just a song about a backstabbing douche of a friend, doing douchie things to your douchie girlfriend ... douche ... You were the only person i could count on you were but not anymore I didn’t know my girlfriend gets you turned on how could you do this to me jerk (Jerk) And now from all that trust that I've had in you there’s nothing left only dust So now you better leave before i fuck you up you stupid son of a whore I hate you ass, you broke it all I’m paranoid, it’s all your fault I can’t believe, you are the one Who stabbed me in the back So now you’re getting head having sex in her mother's bed Every time you’re feeling sad you make her come in her father's shed Enjoy it while you can ‘cause soon she’ll fuck with all your friends You’ll see then how it feels to have no one, by your side I hate your ass, you broke it all I’m paranoid, it’s all your fault
6.
Mr perfect, with his perfect hair and his perfect smile, super perfect girl and his shiny perfect car ... i would suck the the hell out of Satan's hairy asshole if i could just ... hehe, just kidding (NO I'M NOT!) He’s not just another guy he’s not somebody like you The way he walks, the way he talks and everything about him Yes he knows it all, yes he has it all He’s everything you want to be he wears his smile of forever Girls want him, guys hate him, girls go screaming ‘cause he’s the hero of the school All the girls, and all the boys he’s the hero every day And i want to be like him ‘cause he’s the hero of the school He walks through the school he wears his smile of forever When he goes, when he looks HE CAN KICK YOUR ASS See him kiss the girls, see him touch them all (‘Cause he’s the one) Girls want him, guys hate him, girls go screaming ‘cause he’s the hero of the school All the girls, and all the boys he’s the hero every day And i want to be like him ‘cause he’s the hero of the school HE’S THE HERO OF THE SCHOOL
7.
Turtle neck 02:08
Just listen to the song, it's all there ... When i was younger, they chopped it off a small piece of skin around my little prick Stupid circumcision wasn't even my decision my little Robin Hood is now Bruce Willis instead Turtle neck, turtle neck, turtle neck no, no, no more Turtle neck, turtle neck turtle neck no, no, no more ... Now it looks weird, like a small tiny mushroom can't even hide when it's cold or when it rains Poor little guy, I’ll wipe that white tear off your eye it can't be that wrong, cause even Jesus had it done (Come on) CIRCUMCISION: The act of taking a man or young boy grabbing a fistful of his foreskin, and hacking it clean off Contrary to popular belief it doesn’t make your penis any damn smaller (Than it already is fucker!) Turtle neck, turtle neck turtle neck no, no, no more Turtle neck, turtle neck turtle neck no, no, no more Turtle neck, (Blink182) turtle neck, (Blink182) turtle neck no, no, no more turtle neck, (Blink182) turtle neck, (Blink182) turtle neck no, no, no more, no, no, no more, Turtle neck, turtle neck turtle neck no, no, no more
8.
You know that girl, that always dates assholes, always gets dumped by one, always bitch about it, A LOT and then just finds another asshole ... it's a song about that fucking girl ... Hey girl you’re so smart and cute wanna go out I swear I won’t act like a brute I’ll closely listen to all you have to say put your feelings before mine, hope that It’s ok Hey girl I think it’s been three weeks are we ever gonna make out, or just kiss each others cheeks And if I only knew what kind of a guys you like I would do it right I would beat you up all night smash your face against the wall Knock you out in public drag your ass, across the fucking floor I would do all those things I would do them all for you Treat you like a piece of shit just like, all your EX boyfriends always used to do How can you be so naive and dumb take them back after all the shit they have done Appointment to check that head of yours clearly you have a thing for major assholes Fists in the face, unfaithful douchebags oh please finish it up Another amusing story of your new break up I can’t wait to hear it … Not And if I only knew … I would screw everything that moves cheat on you with no guilt or regret Leave you to drown in the river of your tears and make you curse the day we’ve met I would do all those things instead of listen to you whine All the time you piece of shit just like, all your EX boyfriends always used to do It happened again ... i don't get girls I friend the shit out of them It happened again, and it will happen again I don’t get girls, I friend the shit out of them It happened again, and it will happen again I don’t get girls, I friend the shit out of them
9.
Anchy Rox 03:03
It's about Anchy not giving a flying fuck about our feelings, if we were hanging of a cliff, and all we needed was a fuck to survive, she wouldn't give it to us, she'd be like, you know I don't give a fuck (C.R.) ... You’re so beautiful, can’t stop thinking of why won’t you talk to me Go to your my space, leave you love comments you don’t reply to them And every single day, story’s all the same I’m waiting for a sign for you to see, that i think about you all the time Anchy Rox, you rock my socks am i too short for you Anchy Rox time just stops whenever i’m around you Love me, love me (now i gather the pieces of my broken heart) Paint my nails to black, dye my hair to blue I’ll do it just for you I’ll go emo, my band will go screamo so you could come to our show I will approach you, and tell you how i feel and take you by the hand But it’s to late 'cause you love the singer from that metal band (VC “trapped”) Pieces of my heart that turn to dust Anchy Rox, you rock my socks am i too short for you Anchy Rox she’s in a box I killed her with a shovel Love me, love me (no you’ll never find the hole i buried her in)
10.
Miss Yellow 01:13
It's a mom song, OH HOW ORIGINAL, A MOM SONG YOU KNOW HOW MANY BANDS HAVE ... SHUT UP, anyways it's a song about our former guitar player's mom ... she's not even hot, we just wanted to piss the guy off ... oh yeah, he has a sister too (wink, wink) Miss Yellow, I’m feeling mellow Please cheer me up, please suck my cock pretty please with sugar, cream and cherry on top Miss Yellow, Miss Yellow My dick has an itch, please scratch it a bit and after i wouldn’t mind if you gave it a lick Miss Yellow (Punk, punk, punk) (Vocals/Andy Stevens)
11.
It's all fun and games until you're sitting in a waiting room sweating about your STD results, might wanna think again next time you plan on having fun in weird places ... think it through really hard herp-boy ... I'm having last night regrets about the stupid shit I've done I made out with this girl, didn't use the condom Her VD reputation just got through to me God I'm stupid I shouldn't have trusted her I shouldn't have fucked her behind the dumpster And every night it's just another agony While waiting for results so bummed that i can't sleep I'm so depressed but i should do opposite instead (Stephen Lunch) I should think positive, no wait, I didn't say that That's what you get when you hang out with skanks Will my dick turn to black and fall off Will I end up like poor Tom Hanks, I'd rather not I don't want to walk alone in the "Streets of Philadelphia" Dear God the results are in Can't watch I don't think I can win this one I'm so anxious Please don't let me be infectious Ok now it's die or live, gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis or HIV Slowly open up my eyes and see, the results are negative FUCK YEAH No more crazy shit like this anymore no more hanging around with suspicious whores No more outdoor sex for me to explore no more fun times 'round the dumpster For me ... ever again, ever again

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released April 1, 2016

Recorded by: Nemanja Rančić
Production, Mixed & Mastered: Srđan Toljagić
Cover Art: Aleksandar Stojšić

THANKS: Luka/2nd, Pera/2nd, Milanče/2nd, Stoja, Čežek, Duško, Meda, Mama Žutić, Šolja, Zgro, Pera BF, SKC, Rebuild Collective, MTA Promotion, Nidža, MR, Dunja Dumpster, Enči, Chiod Janchezz, Pushta G, DEKI, Suzy, Anna, Pavel, Daniel, CE, Mina, Keli, Tonči, Pop, Radule, Spaske, ROIR, Ground Zero, Atheist Rap, Dulles, D.Redžepagic, Darjan, Mark Bebiak, Bence Varga, István Takács, HNC, MIKA/BlinkLIK, Stephen Lynch, Rocco, Marki, Toma, Treva, Blink 182, GutterMouth, Staring Back, Homegrown, Descendents ...
SPECIAL THANKS: Andy Stevens our new guitar player, for helping us lay down some kickass vocals for the album

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